We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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