the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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