you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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