I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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