I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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