How's work?
Spinning.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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