I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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