so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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