Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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