You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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