He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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