Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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