Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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