An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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