They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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