She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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