How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
