so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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