You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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