so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
