she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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