try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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