I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
