I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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