We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Randomize
