he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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