Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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