Midget sex pt 2 tonight
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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