You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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