dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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