It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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