This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
You've changed since you got that strap on
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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