love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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