so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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