Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Randomize
