Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Randomize
