This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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