Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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