I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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