There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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