hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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