Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Randomize
