found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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