I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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