she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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