jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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