Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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