I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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