: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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