Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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