Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
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