I heard we made out
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
