that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
