i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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