Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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